You know you're a missionary in Africa when:


1. You have to fish out mosquito larvae before your bath (above)
2. You dry your clothes on the furniture inside
3. There is a reason why you accidentally carried a mattress across the country
4. You go to kitchen to get a cup of water for brushing your teeth
5. You flush the toilet once a day
6. You can't count the number of rats you've killed
7. You self diagnose and prescribe your own drugs
8. It takes days to download an update of itunes
9. The bottom of your feet are as dirty as the bottom of your shoes
10. Everything falls apart